1 00:00:00,667 --> 00:00:02,119 He tried to put a freeze on our bank accounts, 2 00:00:02,119 --> 00:00:03,387 did I tell you that? 3 00:00:03,387 --> 00:00:04,888 Waiter: You're ready to order, sir? 4 00:00:04,888 --> 00:00:06,089 Uh, just some herbal tea, I'll wait for my other party 5 00:00:06,089 --> 00:00:07,124 to order breakfast. 6 00:00:07,124 --> 00:00:08,592 I still can't believe it. 7 00:00:08,592 --> 00:00:10,911 He shacks up with his "administrative assistant" 8 00:00:10,911 --> 00:00:12,346 at the Westwood Marquis 9 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:14,948 he locks up the Bentley and the Jag in the office garage 10 00:00:14,948 --> 00:00:16,450 and then he cries to me on the phone 11 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:18,068 about how I betrayed him. 12 00:00:18,068 --> 00:00:19,102 Have you seen a lawyer yet? 13 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:20,637 I saw Bailey Simes on Monday. 14 00:00:20,637 --> 00:00:22,739 Oh, dandruff on the lapels, tie clip? 15 00:00:22,739 --> 00:00:23,941 I mean, let's get real here. 16 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:25,676 How about Hope Shays or Lonnie Alters? 17 00:00:25,676 --> 00:00:27,461 Oh, I'm seeing both of them already. 18 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:29,329 And I think Ellis Shankman, too. 19 00:00:29,329 --> 00:00:30,330 Tricky little devil. 20 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:31,532 Trying to box you out of 21 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,467 all the best divorce lawyers in town. 22 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:35,686 Well, I've got an appointment to see Arnold Becker. 23 00:00:35,686 --> 00:00:37,187 Diana: Forget it! 24 00:00:37,187 --> 00:00:38,956 Well, I thought he's on everyone's "A" list. 25 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:40,424 Diana: Last year's list, darling. 26 00:00:40,424 --> 00:00:43,143 - If I were you, I'd cancel. - You would? 27 00:00:43,143 --> 00:00:45,178 He slept with a girlfriend of mine. 28 00:00:45,178 --> 00:00:47,147 While he was representing her. 29 00:00:47,147 --> 00:00:50,183 - Ooh, that's the lowest. - Oh, yeah. 30 00:00:50,183 --> 00:00:51,835 Well, was he any good at least? 31 00:00:51,835 --> 00:00:54,204 A legend in his own mind. 32 00:00:54,204 --> 00:00:56,707 Kiki: I heard he was cute. - Not from what I hear. 33 00:00:56,707 --> 00:00:59,826 He dresses like a Vegas pit boss, body by Pillsbury, 34 00:00:59,826 --> 00:01:02,162 and about two years away from a hair weave. 35 00:01:02,162 --> 00:01:03,730 Kiki: God, I get the picture. 36 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:05,732 If I were you, I really would break the appointment. 37 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:07,684 I mean, if you were some housewife in Encino, 38 00:01:07,684 --> 00:01:09,319 looking for a little alimony, until your 39 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:11,655 real estate license came through. I'd say fine. 40 00:01:11,655 --> 00:01:16,343 But for you, Arnold Becker would be a major embarrassment. 41 00:01:16,343 --> 00:01:18,478 [theme music] 42 00:01:47,758 --> 00:01:49,710 [music continues] 43 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:20,857 [music continues] 44 00:02:49,453 --> 00:02:52,889 [music continues] 45 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,249 Knock, knock. 46 00:03:02,249 --> 00:03:05,168 Hey, what are you doing here? 47 00:03:05,168 --> 00:03:07,137 Let me take you away from all of this. 48 00:03:07,137 --> 00:03:11,174 Dim sum breakfast in Chinatown? 49 00:03:11,174 --> 00:03:12,759 I can't. 50 00:03:12,759 --> 00:03:14,761 I've got Lady Godiva in two minutes. 51 00:03:14,761 --> 00:03:17,330 - Excuse me? - A stripper. 52 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:19,966 She's filing charges against three lawyers 53 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:22,619 who apparently went too far with the unveiling. 54 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:24,921 Oh. Sounds like a real winner to me. 55 00:03:24,921 --> 00:03:26,156 Well, no. I don't know. 56 00:03:26,156 --> 00:03:27,424 I'll listen to what she has to say, 57 00:03:27,424 --> 00:03:29,042 but I'm thinking about kicking it. 58 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,110 Mm. Smells good. 59 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:31,712 [knocking on door] 60 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:34,481 Yeah? 61 00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:36,516 - Miss Van Owen? - Mm-hmm. 62 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:39,302 [telephone rings] Hi, I'm Jeanie Morris. 63 00:03:39,302 --> 00:03:41,772 Hi. Come on in. 64 00:03:44,608 --> 00:03:47,127 I'll call you later, Mr. Kuzak. 65 00:03:47,127 --> 00:03:48,161 Kuzak: Miss Van Owen. 66 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:49,563 [clears throat] 67 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:56,353 Sit down. 68 00:03:56,353 --> 00:03:58,955 Not that it makes any difference, Miss Morris, 69 00:03:58,955 --> 00:04:00,323 but... just how old are you? 70 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:02,576 - 18. - And again, no relevance. 71 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:06,513 But isn't 18 a little young to be stripping? 72 00:04:06,513 --> 00:04:09,850 Well, I'm not really a stripper, Miss Van Owen. 73 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:13,036 I came out here four months ago to become an actress. 74 00:04:13,036 --> 00:04:15,839 And I took this job when I ran out of money. 75 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:17,507 They promised me that I wasn't gonna have 76 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:18,909 to take all my clothes off 77 00:04:18,909 --> 00:04:20,560 or I could wear a bikini. 78 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,362 Okay, I know that you've already gone over this 79 00:04:22,362 --> 00:04:24,531 with another D.A. for the prelim, 80 00:04:24,531 --> 00:04:26,032 but if you wouldn't mind telling me 81 00:04:26,032 --> 00:04:27,517 what happened that night. 82 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:31,354 Um, it was my first assignment, a birthday. 83 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:32,889 I was really scared. 84 00:04:35,425 --> 00:04:36,776 Took me about a half an hour 85 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:38,512 just to get up the nerve to go in there. 86 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:40,614 And that's the law firm in Century City? 87 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:41,782 Yeah. 88 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:45,035 By the time I got up there, it was deserted 89 00:04:45,035 --> 00:04:46,703 except for these two lawyers 90 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:50,040 who took me to the office of the third one. 91 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,842 He was the one who's having the birthday. 92 00:04:51,842 --> 00:04:53,059 Mm-hmm. 93 00:04:53,059 --> 00:04:55,595 Um, so I put on the tape. 94 00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:59,966 The music, it was a non-- a small tape deck. 95 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:01,918 And I started to dance. 96 00:05:01,918 --> 00:05:03,854 What were you wearing? 97 00:05:03,854 --> 00:05:07,023 They made me dress up like Goldilocks. 98 00:05:07,023 --> 00:05:11,111 You know, a cape with a bikini on underneath it. 99 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:14,581 So I started to dance... 100 00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:16,583 ...but then I just... 101 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:18,902 ...I just felt really dirty and cheap. 102 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:21,037 I just couldn't go through with it. 103 00:05:21,037 --> 00:05:23,073 So what did you do? 104 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:25,075 So I stopped the tape, 105 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:27,561 and I told them I was sorry. 106 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:29,596 And I thought they'd get their money back, 107 00:05:29,596 --> 00:05:31,998 and I tried to leave. 108 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,284 And then one of them locked the door, 109 00:05:34,284 --> 00:05:36,586 and said I couldn't. 110 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:38,421 And then another one grabbed me, 111 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:41,625 and ripped my top off. 112 00:05:41,625 --> 00:05:44,611 In the report, you said that they touched you. 113 00:05:44,611 --> 00:05:47,480 Another one said, "If you're not gonna shake 'em, 114 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,616 then we'll shake 'em for you." 115 00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:52,469 And he grabbed my breasts, 116 00:05:52,469 --> 00:05:55,272 and then they all started grabbing me. 117 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:57,407 [sobbing] 118 00:05:59,926 --> 00:06:01,328 [sighs] 119 00:06:01,328 --> 00:06:03,997 If it wasn't for this janitor, 120 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:06,700 who heard me screaming and called the police. 121 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:09,486 I don't know what would've happened to me. 122 00:06:12,989 --> 00:06:16,509 I'm gonna be very honest with you, Jeanie. 123 00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:20,313 I think what these men did to you stinks. 124 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:21,982 But if we take it to trial, 125 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:23,950 the jury's gonna see it as the word of 126 00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:26,970 one teenage stripper against three lawyers. 127 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:30,373 It will be a very difficult conviction to get with this, 128 00:06:30,373 --> 00:06:32,676 and very rough on you in the process. 129 00:06:32,676 --> 00:06:35,195 But I don't understand what you mean. 130 00:06:35,195 --> 00:06:36,663 They tore my clothes off. 131 00:06:36,663 --> 00:06:38,565 They grabbed my breasts. 132 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:41,384 They called me dirty names. 133 00:06:41,384 --> 00:06:45,021 They made me feel like a whore. 134 00:06:45,021 --> 00:06:46,656 And you mean that they should just be able 135 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:48,325 to get away with that? 136 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:50,510 No, Jeanie, they shouldn't. 137 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:57,183 And if you're prepared to go all the way with this, 138 00:06:57,183 --> 00:06:58,735 so am I. 139 00:07:00,537 --> 00:07:02,706 [coughing] 140 00:07:05,642 --> 00:07:08,194 Bullock vs. Kilby Street Associates. 141 00:07:08,194 --> 00:07:09,729 Breach of contract for the delivery of goods 142 00:07:09,729 --> 00:07:11,398 seeking specific performance, 143 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:14,851 but there's a good chance of a cash settlement, I think. 144 00:07:16,252 --> 00:07:17,854 Collins and DePaul... 145 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:19,055 [coughs] 146 00:07:19,055 --> 00:07:20,357 vs. Azoffski. 147 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:21,925 That's an action for an accounting 148 00:07:21,925 --> 00:07:23,543 regarding the maintenance of a trust, 149 00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:25,779 and discovery motions are pending. 150 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:28,381 Rohner vs. Gradinger. 151 00:07:28,381 --> 00:07:30,083 I've tried to phone Mr. Rohner. 152 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:31,701 Well, don't. [coughs] 153 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:34,037 Jonathan, in light of your estimable success 154 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:37,007 with Gordon Bass, I want you to take over this case. 155 00:07:37,007 --> 00:07:38,942 That is in the unlikely event that 156 00:07:38,942 --> 00:07:41,361 Manny Rohner doesn't fire us altogether. 157 00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:43,229 [coughing] 158 00:07:43,229 --> 00:07:44,764 Alright. 159 00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:47,400 Miss Perkins, you'll see that Mr. Rollins gets the file. 160 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,185 I believe that brings us current. 161 00:07:49,185 --> 00:07:52,188 Not quite, um, Stuart and I want to announce 162 00:07:52,188 --> 00:07:54,124 that we have finally set a date. 163 00:07:54,124 --> 00:07:55,925 Whoa! An actual date? 164 00:07:55,925 --> 00:07:59,612 An actual date. January 10th at Stuart's house. 165 00:07:59,612 --> 00:08:03,083 - Our house. - Is this BYOB? 166 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:04,968 No. Not hardly. 167 00:08:04,968 --> 00:08:07,904 - Well, congratulations. - Thank you. 168 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:10,306 - I'm very pleased for you both. - Thank you. 169 00:08:10,306 --> 00:08:11,875 Throw me the corsage, okay? 170 00:08:11,875 --> 00:08:13,827 Since when did you ever wanna get married? 171 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,595 I'm so--I don't know. 172 00:08:15,595 --> 00:08:17,630 I guess I'm kind of feeling out of it. 173 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:20,300 Everybody seems to have somebody but me. 174 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:23,586 Someone who loves and accepts them for themselves. 175 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:25,922 [coughs] Someone they feel safe with. 176 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:28,258 Will the real Arnie Becker, please stand up? 177 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:31,344 This is the real Arnie Becker and I can tell you, Victor, 178 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,079 this is no time to be single. 179 00:08:33,079 --> 00:08:35,749 Don't disillusion me, Arnie. You're my idol. 180 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:39,102 Women, they-they used to like me. 181 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:40,670 Today they... 182 00:08:40,670 --> 00:08:43,773 they savage you behind your back. 183 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:46,693 I... I hope you guys know how lucky you are 184 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:49,462 'cause this is no time to be alone, fellas. 185 00:08:49,462 --> 00:08:50,497 The hostile years. 186 00:08:50,497 --> 00:08:52,665 [coughing] 187 00:08:52,665 --> 00:08:54,150 The plague years. 188 00:08:54,150 --> 00:08:55,685 [coughing] 189 00:08:57,687 --> 00:08:59,689 This meeting's adjourned. 190 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:06,880 I want to talk to you about Rohner. 191 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,314 What to talk about? 192 00:09:08,314 --> 00:09:10,350 I'll have the file in your office before noon. 193 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:12,268 [coughing] 194 00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:27,033 What's it all about, Roxanne? 195 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:28,985 What's what all about, Arnie? 196 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,887 I go into a convenient store late at night, 197 00:09:30,887 --> 00:09:32,655 and I see a fat guy buying a big bag of 198 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:35,959 cheese doodles and a dirty magazine. 199 00:09:35,959 --> 00:09:38,078 I say to myself, "poor mutt. 200 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:41,247 There, but for the grace of God, go I." 201 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:42,382 Who am I kidding? 202 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:43,650 Are you still obsessing 203 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:46,970 over those two women at breakfast? 204 00:09:46,970 --> 00:09:49,405 I run 50 miles a week, I wear Italian suits, 205 00:09:49,405 --> 00:09:51,174 I drive a $50,000 car, 206 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:52,842 and two women who I don't even know 207 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:54,694 can disapprove and send me careening back 208 00:09:54,694 --> 00:09:56,830 into being that fat pimply kid 209 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:59,032 that all the girls in high school laughed at. 210 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:02,418 You can't pay attention to that sort of petty gossip. 211 00:10:02,418 --> 00:10:04,020 They don't even know you, Arnie. 212 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,389 They don't know your character. 213 00:10:06,389 --> 00:10:08,525 They got around to my character. 214 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:10,043 They talked about some affair 215 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,545 I was supposed to have had with a client. 216 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:14,948 - Which client? - They never said. 217 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:18,067 That doesn't narrow it down much. 218 00:10:18,067 --> 00:10:19,269 You, too? 219 00:10:19,269 --> 00:10:20,770 You make it sound like I'm some sort of 220 00:10:20,770 --> 00:10:22,205 compulsive womanizer. 221 00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:24,274 Rox, every one of those women came onto me. 222 00:10:24,274 --> 00:10:25,875 They used me. 223 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:28,061 Let me fix you a couple of chamomile . 224 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,762 Forget it! 225 00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:32,232 And by the way, where the hell are my shirts?! 226 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:33,700 Benny didn't get them. 227 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:35,451 He's hiding out in the file room. 228 00:10:35,451 --> 00:10:37,787 - Why? - He's depressed. 229 00:10:37,787 --> 00:10:39,222 Depressed? 230 00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:42,759 I-I didn't know that people like Benny. 231 00:10:42,759 --> 00:10:44,744 You know, got... 232 00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:45,745 ...depressed. 233 00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:47,313 Right. 234 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:50,216 He'd probably say the same thing about you. 235 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:53,369 [door opens] 236 00:10:53,369 --> 00:10:55,071 Woman (On radio): The question you really need 237 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:57,907 to ask yourself, Lynn, is whether your spouse's need 238 00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,959 for you to come to bed dressed as a nurse 239 00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:03,162 as a playful fantasy or an attempt at humiliation? 240 00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:04,797 Man: If it makes my wife happy 241 00:11:04,797 --> 00:11:07,600 to see me in white pantyhose and doctor shows, 242 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,085 I want to make her happy. 243 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:11,287 It's just her videotaping it. 244 00:11:11,287 --> 00:11:14,591 Woman: Learning to love is learning to trust, Lynn. 245 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:17,644 We'll take our next caller Herman from Tujunga. 246 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:18,978 Go ahead, Herman. 247 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:21,981 - Yes, doctor. Am I on? - You're on the air. 248 00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:23,950 Now what's your question, Herman? 249 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:25,602 It's really not a question. 250 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:28,838 I really think I'm just being an alarmist here. 251 00:11:28,838 --> 00:11:31,007 What's your question, Herman? 252 00:11:31,007 --> 00:11:33,693 Everyone's talking about this AIDS. 253 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:37,664 Do you suspect you may have contracted AIDS, Herman? 254 00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:39,032 No, not really. 255 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,600 I'm a complete straight arrow. 256 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,952 No drugs, no deviations. 257 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:46,155 It's just that I haven't been feeling too well. 258 00:11:46,155 --> 00:11:49,125 It's probably just the flu? 259 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,144 Have you been experiencing any of the symptoms 260 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:54,047 associated with AIDS or AIDS-related complex? 261 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,983 Such things as weight loss, 262 00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:58,768 fatigue, night sweats, 263 00:11:58,768 --> 00:12:01,371 soreness or burning sensations in the mouth, 264 00:12:01,371 --> 00:12:02,472 [coughing] 265 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:05,141 a persistent dry cough. 266 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,660 Herman, are you familiar with the sexual history 267 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:08,962 of your partners? 268 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,496 Do you know whether they had partners 269 00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:11,965 who were IV drug users 270 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:15,985 or bisexuals, or hemophiliacs? 271 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,854 If you aren't able to answer these questions, 272 00:12:17,854 --> 00:12:19,155 you're at risk, Herman. 273 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,791 And you should have yourself tested. 274 00:12:21,791 --> 00:12:24,043 But there's no cure. 275 00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:26,512 What'll I do if I have it? 276 00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:27,847 At least you'd be in a position 277 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:30,817 to act responsibly toward your partners. 278 00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:32,802 Herman, if that's really your name, 279 00:12:32,802 --> 00:12:34,003 [coughing] what I'm hearing 280 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:36,172 in your voice is fear and denial. 281 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:38,841 And now what you need to do is to confront that fear 282 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:41,761 and not be consumed by it. 283 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,496 It's all a part of Relationships Radio. 284 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:46,733 I'm Dr. Naomi Breslau. We'll be right back. 285 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:56,042 What's the good word, Benn-o? 286 00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:58,778 I don't know, Arnie. 287 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,747 Hey, come on, something's wrong. 288 00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:05,935 On the bus coming to work, 289 00:13:05,935 --> 00:13:09,205 some boys asked me where I got my clothes. 290 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:12,709 I told them I didn't know the name of the store. 291 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:15,128 They called me names. 292 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,529 Dummy, 293 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,264 retard, 294 00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:20,033 geek. 295 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:22,185 Then just before they got off, one of them took my cap 296 00:13:22,185 --> 00:13:24,087 and threw it out the window. 297 00:13:24,087 --> 00:13:27,056 I got off at the next stop and went back, 298 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,025 but I couldn't find it. 299 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,478 You know, I got an idea. 300 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,913 I think you and I could both use 301 00:13:33,913 --> 00:13:36,616 a little trip to Melrose Avenue. 302 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,568 What's over there? 303 00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:40,303 Clothes. 304 00:13:40,303 --> 00:13:43,206 I don't need any clothes, Arnie. 305 00:13:43,206 --> 00:13:45,575 Yes, you do. Trust me. 306 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:51,264 Look, Benny, we all have to retool at times. 307 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,166 We have to keep our eyes open to what's out there 308 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,418 and we have to go with what works, right? 309 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:58,388 You see, this is a part of acquiring self-knowledge. 310 00:13:58,388 --> 00:14:01,824 Now I never wear a vest. Have you ever notice that? 311 00:14:01,824 --> 00:14:03,309 My suits are all double vent or no-vent. 312 00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:06,446 Never singe vent. I know this about myself. 313 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:09,082 Occasionally, you have to make a midcourse correction. 314 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:11,434 Somebody calls your attention to, uh, 315 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:12,435 chink in the armor, 316 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:15,405 and you have to take steps, right? 317 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:19,142 - Okay. - Alright. 318 00:14:19,142 --> 00:14:24,130 Tomorrow morning, you and me, 10 o 'clock. 319 00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:26,933 Maybe I can get another cap. 320 00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,184 Yeah. 321 00:14:30,753 --> 00:14:33,122 [women laughing] 322 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:39,879 I'm told you're planning to take a stripper case to a jury trial? 323 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,447 Tomorrow morning. 324 00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:43,983 Look, Grace, I'm not excusing what they did, 325 00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:45,601 and they deserve all the embarrassment 326 00:14:45,601 --> 00:14:47,170 that's coming to them. 327 00:14:47,170 --> 00:14:49,705 But come on, we're talking to three lawyers, 328 00:14:49,705 --> 00:14:51,307 families, nice careers. 329 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:54,660 A felony conviction means getting hauled before the bar 330 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:56,462 on moral turpitude. 331 00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:58,331 They could get suspended or worse. 332 00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:01,484 Gee, I'd hate to see them lose a week of practicing law 333 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,486 for just molesting a teenage girl. 334 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,888 What is this? Some kind of feminist chip on your shoulder? 335 00:15:05,888 --> 00:15:07,790 What does that supposed to mean? 336 00:15:07,790 --> 00:15:09,192 This is a stupid case. 337 00:15:09,192 --> 00:15:12,345 We shouldn't be taking this to trial. 338 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,881 I'm gonna ask you to get off your soapbox here, 339 00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:17,750 and dispose off this case. 340 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,368 Forget it, Bruce. 341 00:15:19,368 --> 00:15:20,870 These three guys broke the law. 342 00:15:20,870 --> 00:15:23,840 And if we were talking about ordinary street punks, 343 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:27,260 we wouldn't even be having this insulting conversation. 344 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:30,596 And if you don't like it, stick me back in night court. 345 00:15:38,387 --> 00:15:41,324 Are you sure this is totally anonymous? 346 00:15:41,324 --> 00:15:42,492 Yep. 347 00:15:42,492 --> 00:15:45,278 There will be no contact with my office or home 348 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,613 from this clinic whatsoever? 349 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:48,681 None. 350 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,216 [coughing] 351 00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:54,103 - I call you for the results? - Right. 352 00:15:54,103 --> 00:15:55,872 Really no reason there should be such shame 353 00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:57,707 attached to this, is there? 354 00:15:57,707 --> 00:16:00,226 It's high time this was treated as a medical problem 355 00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:02,562 instead of some plague. 356 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:03,896 That's right. 357 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,565 Like it or not, it's mainstream now. 358 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:08,251 I mean, I don't have a homosexual bone in my body. 359 00:16:08,251 --> 00:16:10,353 We're very non judgmental here. 360 00:16:10,353 --> 00:16:12,889 - Make a fist. - Is this gonna hurt? 361 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:15,224 Oh! 362 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,410 Pretty silly to worry about that now. 363 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,979 I mean, by the time a person gets in here, 364 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,447 It's a life or death thing. 365 00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:26,135 Woman: Dr. James Abel, you have a call on extension 26. 366 00:16:26,135 --> 00:16:28,905 So, how long till I know? 367 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,740 About three days. 368 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:33,593 Look, this can be between you and me. 369 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,461 But if you can get those results a little quicker, 370 00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:37,096 you can just name your price. 371 00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:39,565 Ah, I don't have any control over the lab. 372 00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:41,434 I mean, two or three days may not seem 373 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,419 like a long time to you, but 374 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:47,957 I'm sitting here wondering whether I'm living or dying. 375 00:16:47,957 --> 00:16:50,743 Be sure and keep pressure on that. 376 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,979 Woman: Fabulous. 377 00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:55,681 Well, what did I tell you? 378 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:56,949 I don't know, Arnie. 379 00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,267 What do you mean you don't know? 380 00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:01,137 I'm telling you, it looks great. 381 00:17:01,137 --> 00:17:04,840 Have you ever gone this textural before? 382 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:06,275 I don't know. 383 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,361 Jou Jou, Benny's clothes generally look as though 384 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,129 they come in the mail with a free gift. 385 00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:12,198 [laughing] 386 00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:15,284 No offense. 387 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:19,455 Would you excuse us a minute? Benny, come here. 388 00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:26,679 Come on, guy, I was only kidding. 389 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:30,650 My mom always picked out my clothes, Arnie. 390 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,134 Well, I don't think your mother would have any problem 391 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:35,705 with the outfit you have on. 392 00:17:35,705 --> 00:17:37,607 You don't? 393 00:17:37,607 --> 00:17:38,708 No, I don't. 394 00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:42,461 Okay? 395 00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:45,665 - I guess so. - Alright. 396 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,833 Look, I want to take a look at some sweaters, 397 00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:49,785 why don't you see if there's any shoes you like. 398 00:17:52,221 --> 00:17:54,690 [chuckles] 399 00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:56,359 [indistinct chatter] 400 00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:02,515 Gianfranco Ferre? 401 00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:03,549 No. 402 00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:04,750 Benny Stulwicz. 403 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,669 I mean the designer. 404 00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:13,025 Oh, Missoni. I was wrong. 405 00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:14,226 Woman: I wanna show you something. 406 00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:16,696 These would be fabulous with it. 407 00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:24,020 And what happened after the police arrived? 408 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:26,055 They, um, 409 00:18:26,055 --> 00:18:27,256 they took my statement, 410 00:18:27,256 --> 00:18:29,592 and they arrested the three men, 411 00:18:29,592 --> 00:18:33,045 and then the officers took me home. 412 00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:34,614 Thank you, Miss Morris. 413 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,182 Nothing further. 414 00:18:38,934 --> 00:18:41,070 You went there to take your clothes off, right? 415 00:18:41,070 --> 00:18:42,204 Jeanie: At first. 416 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,439 To do a strip tease, 417 00:18:43,439 --> 00:18:45,574 the operative word being "tease." 418 00:18:45,574 --> 00:18:47,927 I don't-I don't understand what you mean. 419 00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,595 Wasn't the point of your little performance 420 00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:51,364 to arouse the men, to turn them on, 421 00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:52,865 to get them all worked up? 422 00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:55,217 They didn't have any right to tear my clothes off. 423 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,852 Oh, yes. The clothes. 424 00:19:01,190 --> 00:19:03,309 Exhibit "A." 425 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:04,610 Exhibit "B." 426 00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:08,114 This is how clothed you were, right? 427 00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:09,415 Yes. 428 00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:11,083 So you accept money to prance around 429 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:13,135 in a rubber band, and then one of your clients removes 430 00:19:13,135 --> 00:19:15,604 what you expressly went there to take off yourself, 431 00:19:15,604 --> 00:19:16,906 you suddenly call them criminals. 432 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:17,940 It's not true. 433 00:19:17,940 --> 00:19:19,408 - Objection. - Sustained. 434 00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:22,261 - They totally humiliated me. - Humiliated you? 435 00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:23,662 How does a woman who makes money 436 00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,131 dancing naked get humiliated? 437 00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:26,732 - Objection! - Counselor. 438 00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:28,250 I'm sorry, judge, but I'd love to hear 439 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,819 how a 50 buck stripper gets embarrassed? 440 00:19:29,819 --> 00:19:32,254 - This is badgering! - I'm not a stripper. 441 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:34,423 I never agreed to strip naked! 442 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,759 I told them that I changed my mind! 443 00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:37,977 I couldn't do it. 444 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:40,780 I couldn't do it, and they attacked me! 445 00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,234 [sobbing] Your honor, may we request a recess 446 00:19:45,234 --> 00:19:47,670 to allow the witness to collect herself? 447 00:19:47,670 --> 00:19:49,338 20 minutes. 448 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,166 [door closes] 449 00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,467 So... 450 00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:03,285 ...not too bad so far, huh? 451 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,755 I'm sorry. 452 00:20:05,755 --> 00:20:07,089 What? 453 00:20:07,089 --> 00:20:08,124 I'm sorry. 454 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:09,492 He just... 455 00:20:09,492 --> 00:20:12,044 ...he just made me so angry in there. 456 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,813 You're doing fine. 457 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,981 You think there's much more of this? 458 00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:18,467 I'd be lying if I said no. 459 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,136 They're gonna keep coming at you, Jeanie. 460 00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:22,471 Right at you. 461 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:25,007 You're gonna be able to take it? 462 00:20:25,007 --> 00:20:26,642 Yeah, I'll be alright. 463 00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:30,329 [telephone rings] 464 00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:32,198 Abby, 465 00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:33,966 I just want you to know, 466 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:36,185 I didn't ask for Rohner-Gradinger case. 467 00:20:36,185 --> 00:20:39,054 You didn't say no, did you? 468 00:20:39,054 --> 00:20:40,856 What was I supposed to do? 469 00:20:40,856 --> 00:20:42,324 I'm sorry, Jonathan. 470 00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:44,343 I'm not-I'm not blaming you. 471 00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:47,179 I made my own mess here, I know that. 472 00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:48,848 [coughing] 473 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:52,401 Douglas, can I talk to you? 474 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:56,839 Do you see that? 475 00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:58,407 It's like I don't even exist around here anymore. 476 00:20:58,407 --> 00:21:00,226 That's not true. 477 00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:02,528 Mckenzie's called me into his office this afternoon 478 00:21:02,528 --> 00:21:06,165 for a meeting about Rohner vs. Gradinger. 479 00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:07,867 This can only mean one thing. 480 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:08,751 I'm getting fired. 481 00:21:08,751 --> 00:21:11,353 Oh, come on, you don't know that. 482 00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:14,190 Actually, it's gonna be kind of a relief. 483 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,891 You know, there hasn't been 484 00:21:15,891 --> 00:21:17,443 a single day that I haven't wondered 485 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,211 whether I really belong here or not. 486 00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:22,915 At least this way, I won't have to wonder anymore. 487 00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:24,250 Benny? 488 00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:28,037 Oh, there you are. 489 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:31,240 I need this dropped off over at the courthouse. 490 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,225 Hey, you got a new haircut. 491 00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:34,727 Let me see. 492 00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:35,761 [chuckles] 493 00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:37,229 Looks great. 494 00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:38,764 Thank you. 495 00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:41,233 Are these the clothes you got with Arnie? 496 00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:44,353 - Yeah. - You look very nice, Benny. 497 00:21:44,353 --> 00:21:46,555 This should get over there before 2 o'clock. 498 00:21:47,289 --> 00:21:48,858 Roxanne? 499 00:21:48,858 --> 00:21:52,311 I know Mr. Brackman wants these index tabs repaired. 500 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,913 Could I stay and finish them, 501 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:56,415 and take these papers over there tomorrow? 502 00:21:56,415 --> 00:21:59,368 No. This has to be delivered today. 503 00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:04,240 What's wrong, Benny? 504 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,541 I look different. 505 00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:07,593 Yes, you do look different. 506 00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:10,930 It was nice of Arnie to buy me these, 507 00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:13,766 but I feel funny dressed like this. 508 00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:15,084 Benny, 509 00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:17,920 everyone has their own way about them. 510 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:22,224 Everyone has to feel that their way is right for them. 511 00:22:22,224 --> 00:22:23,759 And that's more important than 512 00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:26,912 the whole rest of the world's opinion. 513 00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:30,916 And that's something you can only know for yourself. 514 00:22:30,916 --> 00:22:32,668 You think it'll be alright if I change back 515 00:22:32,668 --> 00:22:34,970 into my own clothes? 516 00:22:34,970 --> 00:22:36,572 Yes, I do. 517 00:22:36,572 --> 00:22:38,607 [chuckling] 518 00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,459 And then you better get going. 519 00:22:40,459 --> 00:22:41,760 Yeah. 520 00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:48,767 - Hey, Gracie, come on. - What? 521 00:22:48,767 --> 00:22:51,320 It's Steve's birthday. We got a little surprise lined up. 522 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:52,821 No, I've gotta get back to court. 523 00:22:52,821 --> 00:22:54,456 Come on. 524 00:22:58,644 --> 00:23:01,146 Hey... alright, it's showtime! 525 00:23:01,146 --> 00:23:02,181 [applause] 526 00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:03,849 [indistinct chattering] 527 00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:10,339 [upbeat music] 528 00:23:10,339 --> 00:23:11,373 Here we go. 529 00:23:11,373 --> 00:23:12,441 Yeah. 530 00:23:12,441 --> 00:23:14,560 [cheers and applause] 531 00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:17,997 Oh, wow. 532 00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,509 [laughing] 533 00:23:38,517 --> 00:23:41,136 I can't dance without my music, honey. 534 00:23:41,136 --> 00:23:42,404 [sighs] 535 00:23:42,404 --> 00:23:44,073 But the problem is you're dancing 536 00:23:44,073 --> 00:23:45,874 for the wrong person. 537 00:23:45,874 --> 00:23:49,862 I'm the one this little show was planned for. 538 00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:53,832 And if your goal was to drive home the notion... 539 00:23:53,832 --> 00:23:56,685 ...that an office laugh is worth pursuing it 540 00:23:56,685 --> 00:24:00,189 at the expense of a colleague's feelings. 541 00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:02,191 You succeeded. 542 00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:06,045 But where you fail, gentlemen, 543 00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:10,082 is in your attempt to goad me into a tantrum. 544 00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:13,402 One thing that's not gonna get stripped here, 545 00:24:13,402 --> 00:24:15,504 is my dignity. 546 00:24:18,907 --> 00:24:20,559 [coughing] 547 00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:27,733 [instrumental music] 548 00:24:33,255 --> 00:24:37,076 Yes, maybe a couple of us did get a little grabby, 549 00:24:37,076 --> 00:24:38,711 but that sort of thing does happens 550 00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:40,612 at a strip show, believe it or not. 551 00:24:40,612 --> 00:24:42,748 Did you touch her, Mr. Delinsky? 552 00:24:42,748 --> 00:24:44,783 I'm ashamed to admit it. Yes, I did. 553 00:24:44,783 --> 00:24:47,970 I thought she was teasing, you know, part of her act. 554 00:24:47,970 --> 00:24:51,106 I had no idea that she would react the way she did. 555 00:24:51,106 --> 00:24:54,793 And I would like to apologize to her right now 556 00:24:54,793 --> 00:24:57,229 as I have continually since the night of the incident. 557 00:24:57,229 --> 00:24:59,631 - Did anyone else touch her? - We all did. 558 00:24:59,631 --> 00:25:02,785 Look, truthfully, we behaved like juveniles 559 00:25:02,785 --> 00:25:06,255 like, you know, frat boys at their first stag party. 560 00:25:06,255 --> 00:25:09,324 We just got carried away, the fun went too far 561 00:25:09,324 --> 00:25:11,610 and we all deeply regret it. 562 00:25:11,610 --> 00:25:14,913 But I'm telling you as a person and as a lawyer 563 00:25:14,913 --> 00:25:17,649 that we are not guilty of criminal activity. 564 00:25:17,649 --> 00:25:19,234 Thank you, sir. 565 00:25:19,234 --> 00:25:21,904 Your witness. 566 00:25:21,904 --> 00:25:24,173 I must say, Mr. Delinsky, 567 00:25:24,173 --> 00:25:27,459 I'm very impressed with your sensitivity. 568 00:25:27,459 --> 00:25:28,827 Particularly since you're the man 569 00:25:28,827 --> 00:25:30,929 who ripped off her bikini top, yelling 570 00:25:30,929 --> 00:25:32,831 and I quote, "show us your tits!" 571 00:25:32,831 --> 00:25:34,199 - Your honor. - Object! 572 00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:35,918 The same man whose thumb and forefinger 573 00:25:35,918 --> 00:25:37,453 left welts on the victim's breasts. 574 00:25:37,453 --> 00:25:38,854 Your honor, she's deliberately-- 575 00:25:38,854 --> 00:25:40,756 This is cross-examination, your honor. 576 00:25:40,756 --> 00:25:42,825 I'm entitled to treat the witness as hostile. 577 00:25:42,825 --> 00:25:44,476 You understand hostility. 578 00:25:44,476 --> 00:25:45,811 Don't you, Mr. Delinsky? 579 00:25:45,811 --> 00:25:47,279 Talk about badgering! 580 00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:50,315 Sit down, Mr. Conlin. 581 00:25:50,315 --> 00:25:53,469 I show you, sir, section 2434A 582 00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:54,970 of the California Penal Code. 583 00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,772 Lawyer 2: Objection. - Calling for legal conclusion! 584 00:25:56,772 --> 00:25:58,841 This witness testified that their actions 585 00:25:58,841 --> 00:26:01,160 did not constitute criminal conduct. 586 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,528 He's also a lawyer. 587 00:26:02,528 --> 00:26:04,997 And since he opened the door with a legal interpretation, 588 00:26:04,997 --> 00:26:06,832 I'm entitled to cross him on that front. 589 00:26:06,832 --> 00:26:08,033 I'll allow it. 590 00:26:08,033 --> 00:26:10,352 Sexual battery, Mr. Delinsky. 591 00:26:10,352 --> 00:26:13,288 According to the law, it is a criminal offense 592 00:26:13,288 --> 00:26:16,291 to lock a girl in a room, and grab her breasts 593 00:26:16,291 --> 00:26:18,844 for sexual pleasure against her will. 594 00:26:18,844 --> 00:26:21,146 - True or false? - True, but that's not-- 595 00:26:21,146 --> 00:26:24,249 And you admitted that you three little "frat boys" 596 00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:26,034 locked the door and blocked her exit, didn't you? 597 00:26:26,034 --> 00:26:27,402 Only at first. 598 00:26:27,402 --> 00:26:29,404 And the couple of you fun guys grabbed her breasts 599 00:26:29,404 --> 00:26:30,672 against her will, didn't you? 600 00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:32,174 I don't know what her will was. 601 00:26:32,174 --> 00:26:34,193 The only question is still open, sir, 602 00:26:34,193 --> 00:26:36,562 concerns the purpose of your little grope? 603 00:26:36,562 --> 00:26:37,996 Was it for sexual gratification 604 00:26:37,996 --> 00:26:39,431 or were you giving her a physical? 605 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,900 I object. She's not even giving him time to answer. 606 00:26:41,900 --> 00:26:44,887 I'll give him time, judge. 607 00:26:44,887 --> 00:26:49,024 Think this over very carefully, Mr. Delinsky. 608 00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:52,044 Tell me, as a person and as a lawyer, 609 00:26:52,044 --> 00:26:55,581 how what you did, didn't break that law. 610 00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:01,503 Things just got carried away. 611 00:27:01,503 --> 00:27:04,273 It was all in fun. 612 00:27:04,273 --> 00:27:06,708 Fun. 613 00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:09,461 Good defense, counselor. 614 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:11,196 No further questions. 615 00:27:16,685 --> 00:27:19,188 - Hi, any messages? - Uh, yes. 616 00:27:19,188 --> 00:27:22,191 Lauren Sevilla called to say she'd meet you at 7:30. 617 00:27:22,191 --> 00:27:25,911 Oh, and these got served late this morning. 618 00:27:25,911 --> 00:27:27,246 Brackman's handling this. 619 00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:28,647 Oh, sorry. I'll bring it to him. 620 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:29,982 That's okay. I'll drop it off. 621 00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:32,100 - Thanks. - Hi. 622 00:27:32,100 --> 00:27:34,403 I'm waiting on some test results. 623 00:27:35,804 --> 00:27:37,639 This morning. 624 00:27:37,639 --> 00:27:39,741 I know, I just thought they might have. 625 00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:41,660 [knocking on door] 626 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:42,728 - I have-- - Out! 627 00:27:42,728 --> 00:27:45,430 Out! Out! 628 00:27:45,430 --> 00:27:46,632 [door closes] 629 00:27:48,901 --> 00:27:51,153 My number's 1483. 630 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:55,257 That's alright. I'll hold. 631 00:27:57,109 --> 00:27:58,744 [soft music] 632 00:28:00,412 --> 00:28:01,947 [coughing] 633 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,117 Just so you know, 634 00:28:05,117 --> 00:28:08,403 Manny Rohner asked for this meeting, not me. 635 00:28:08,403 --> 00:28:11,273 And he specifically requested that you be here. 636 00:28:11,273 --> 00:28:14,626 I assume he is coming in to fire us. 637 00:28:14,626 --> 00:28:16,862 Are you gonna fire me? 638 00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:18,297 [knocking on door] 639 00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:22,751 Ah, Manny. 640 00:28:22,751 --> 00:28:25,354 - Mr. Gradinger? - Abigail. 641 00:28:25,354 --> 00:28:27,322 Leland, Marty Gradinger. 642 00:28:27,322 --> 00:28:29,625 - How do you do? - Glad to meet you. 643 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:31,043 How are you feeling, Mr. Gradinger? 644 00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:32,311 Great. 645 00:28:32,311 --> 00:28:33,979 Nothing like being thrown through a glass wall 646 00:28:33,979 --> 00:28:35,547 to bring it to your senses. 647 00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:36,815 We want to show you something. 648 00:28:36,815 --> 00:28:38,216 Abby: Paper towels? 649 00:28:38,216 --> 00:28:40,769 Marty and I have agreed to merge and go public. 650 00:28:40,769 --> 00:28:43,138 - You're kidding! - On paper towels? 651 00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:44,806 Of all the attorneys we had, 652 00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:46,775 she is only one who realized that 653 00:28:46,775 --> 00:28:49,328 what we really wanted was to get back together again. 654 00:28:49,328 --> 00:28:51,330 All the others just wanted to keep the feud going. 655 00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:54,199 Mine added a complete second story to his house. 656 00:28:54,199 --> 00:28:55,984 How much do they pay you here? 657 00:28:55,984 --> 00:28:57,452 Oh, Manny, that's hardly appropriate. 658 00:28:57,452 --> 00:28:58,553 A 100,000? 659 00:28:58,553 --> 00:29:01,790 - 52. - That's slave labor. 660 00:29:01,790 --> 00:29:03,325 You come with us after we merge. 661 00:29:03,325 --> 00:29:05,143 In-house counsel. We'll treat you right. 662 00:29:05,143 --> 00:29:06,511 Now, hold on a minute. 663 00:29:06,511 --> 00:29:08,246 Between the S.E.C. prospectus, the merger, 664 00:29:08,246 --> 00:29:10,849 the whole schmeer you'll be taking in over $400,000 665 00:29:10,849 --> 00:29:13,735 in legal fees a year from us, Leland, because of this one. 666 00:29:13,735 --> 00:29:16,004 And you're not gonna hold her for 52K. 667 00:29:16,004 --> 00:29:18,640 Well, we certainly don't want to lose her. 668 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,175 You got that right, bud. 669 00:29:20,175 --> 00:29:21,660 Marty and I have a court reserved, 670 00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:24,529 but we'll call you tomorrow, Abby. 671 00:29:24,529 --> 00:29:27,232 In the meantime, get that typed up, will you, Leland? 672 00:29:32,521 --> 00:29:35,490 Well done, Miss Perkins. 673 00:29:35,490 --> 00:29:38,410 Would you explain something to me, Leland? 674 00:29:38,410 --> 00:29:40,946 If I can. 675 00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:43,749 I'm the same person that I was 10 minutes ago. 676 00:29:43,749 --> 00:29:46,034 Only 10 minutes ago I was a bum, 677 00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:47,869 and now I'm a hero. 678 00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:49,604 What does that mean? 679 00:29:49,604 --> 00:29:52,274 Well... 680 00:29:52,274 --> 00:29:55,193 ...in the first place, it means that you were right 681 00:29:55,193 --> 00:29:58,930 in trusting your own instincts in handling that case. 682 00:29:58,930 --> 00:30:01,566 And in the second place, it means that 683 00:30:01,566 --> 00:30:05,354 should you like to stay with this firm, 684 00:30:05,354 --> 00:30:10,392 you'll be receiving the same salary as Jonathan Rollins. 685 00:30:10,392 --> 00:30:16,081 Is that acceptable, Miss Perkins? 686 00:30:16,081 --> 00:30:18,450 I have to think about it. 687 00:30:18,450 --> 00:30:19,935 Well, you do that. 688 00:30:24,406 --> 00:30:25,407 [door closes] 689 00:30:25,407 --> 00:30:27,426 [soft music] 690 00:30:27,426 --> 00:30:29,261 Man: Hello. 691 00:30:29,261 --> 00:30:31,296 [coughing] 692 00:30:31,296 --> 00:30:33,799 Yes. I'm here. 693 00:30:33,799 --> 00:30:35,233 I see. 694 00:30:35,233 --> 00:30:37,152 Oh, God. 695 00:30:37,152 --> 00:30:38,120 Alright. 696 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:40,255 I'll call back tomorrow. 697 00:30:46,278 --> 00:30:47,479 Arnie? 698 00:30:52,401 --> 00:30:55,604 The only one they didn't have was Revenge Of The Nerds. 699 00:30:55,604 --> 00:30:56,905 Great. 700 00:30:56,905 --> 00:30:59,775 What's with the old clothes? 701 00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:01,626 Oh. 702 00:31:01,626 --> 00:31:04,596 Arnie, all the stuff you bought me is really, 703 00:31:04,596 --> 00:31:08,867 really nice. It's just that no matter what... 704 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,852 I'll always look like what I am. 705 00:31:10,852 --> 00:31:14,923 - What are you? - I'm mentally retarded. 706 00:31:14,923 --> 00:31:17,943 Please, don't be mad, Arnie. 707 00:31:17,943 --> 00:31:19,311 [sighs] 708 00:31:19,311 --> 00:31:23,281 - Who's mad? - Hey, look. 709 00:31:23,281 --> 00:31:26,334 - I went back and found my cap. - Great. 710 00:31:26,334 --> 00:31:28,870 It was stuck in the sewer grate. 711 00:31:28,870 --> 00:31:30,372 Lucky, huh? 712 00:31:37,829 --> 00:31:39,898 Arnie, your 4:00 appointment is here. 713 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:43,185 Alright. [telephone rings] 714 00:31:43,185 --> 00:31:46,521 Kiki Sennheiser. It's nice to meet you. 715 00:31:46,521 --> 00:31:50,625 Uh-huh. Well, I'm afraid my secretary made a mistake here. 716 00:31:50,625 --> 00:31:53,979 I'm not really taking any new clients. 717 00:31:53,979 --> 00:31:55,213 She can validate you on the way out. 718 00:31:55,213 --> 00:31:57,349 Please, Mr. Becker. 719 00:31:57,349 --> 00:31:59,367 I was served with papers this morning, 720 00:31:59,367 --> 00:32:01,503 and I'm feeling a little frantic just now. 721 00:32:01,503 --> 00:32:03,171 I've been to other lawyers, and I just don't feel 722 00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:04,673 comfortable with them. 723 00:32:04,673 --> 00:32:06,741 Yes, well, that's bound to happen, Mrs. Sennheiser, 724 00:32:06,741 --> 00:32:09,528 when you make superficial judgments about people. 725 00:32:09,528 --> 00:32:11,530 I just didn't like them. 726 00:32:12,697 --> 00:32:15,500 But you're so different. 727 00:32:16,184 --> 00:32:18,653 The way you dress... 728 00:32:18,653 --> 00:32:19,688 My sweater. 729 00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:21,356 It's very nice. 730 00:32:21,356 --> 00:32:24,543 And it brings out the blue in your eyes. 731 00:32:24,543 --> 00:32:27,712 Does it cover my body by Pillsbury? 732 00:32:27,712 --> 00:32:30,081 [laughs] What? 733 00:32:30,081 --> 00:32:32,534 Body by Pillsbury, Mrs. Sennheiser. 734 00:32:32,534 --> 00:32:34,336 I was in the next booth. 735 00:32:39,541 --> 00:32:41,393 Oh, no. 736 00:32:41,393 --> 00:32:43,261 Uh... 737 00:32:43,261 --> 00:32:45,597 ...that wasn't me. 738 00:32:45,597 --> 00:32:47,265 That was Diana. 739 00:32:47,265 --> 00:32:49,684 And obviously, if she had said those things about you, 740 00:32:49,684 --> 00:32:51,720 she didn't know what she was talking about. 741 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,389 Yes, well, I really am sorry, but I don't have time. 742 00:32:54,389 --> 00:32:56,858 I'll be happy to refer you elsewhere. 743 00:32:56,858 --> 00:32:59,110 Please, Mr. Becker. 744 00:32:59,110 --> 00:33:01,079 I want you. 745 00:33:02,414 --> 00:33:04,583 You're the first attorney I've met 746 00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:05,917 who knows who he is. 747 00:33:05,917 --> 00:33:09,070 And I need that strength to see me through this ordeal. 748 00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:12,107 Please, I'm begging. 749 00:33:12,107 --> 00:33:14,726 [sobbing] 750 00:33:14,726 --> 00:33:16,161 [sighs] 751 00:33:19,397 --> 00:33:23,051 $10,000 retainer against 350 an hour. 752 00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:28,156 Ooh, them aching feet. 753 00:33:28,156 --> 00:33:29,991 Hey, stranger. 754 00:33:29,991 --> 00:33:31,276 I haven't seen you in a while. 755 00:33:31,276 --> 00:33:34,279 Ah. Back-to-back 187s. 756 00:33:34,279 --> 00:33:36,114 Nobody's seen me. 757 00:33:36,114 --> 00:33:38,116 Well, it's nice to see you now. 758 00:33:38,116 --> 00:33:39,801 I could use a friendly face. 759 00:33:39,801 --> 00:33:42,337 So I've heard. 760 00:33:42,337 --> 00:33:45,440 Grace, I've always been honest with you, right? 761 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:46,441 Brutally. 762 00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:48,126 [laughs] 763 00:33:48,126 --> 00:33:51,463 Yeah, well, in keeping with tradition. 764 00:33:51,463 --> 00:33:53,798 And, you know, everybody in the office is grumbling 765 00:33:53,798 --> 00:33:59,454 that you have become some kind of humorless radical feminist. 766 00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:01,489 Tell me something I don't know. 767 00:34:01,489 --> 00:34:04,843 - Oh, it's hurting all of us. - All of who? 768 00:34:04,843 --> 00:34:06,344 Oh, the women in this office. 769 00:34:06,344 --> 00:34:09,047 Oh, I take a look at the hierarchy out there. 770 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,949 How often does a woman crack 771 00:34:10,949 --> 00:34:12,150 into one of the top spots? 772 00:34:12,150 --> 00:34:13,635 Not very often. 773 00:34:13,635 --> 00:34:16,137 'Cause we don't get the good assignments, 774 00:34:16,137 --> 00:34:18,306 'cause it's men handing them out 775 00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:21,326 and they feel more comfortable mentoring other men. 776 00:34:21,326 --> 00:34:23,562 And all of this is supposed to be my fault? 777 00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:24,529 [sighs] 778 00:34:24,529 --> 00:34:26,331 Well, you're not helping things 779 00:34:26,331 --> 00:34:29,718 by acting like a tight ass. 780 00:34:29,718 --> 00:34:31,019 God, Sarah. 781 00:34:31,019 --> 00:34:32,487 I never thought I'd hear this from you. 782 00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:34,322 Oh, I'm sorry to be saying it, 783 00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:37,158 but what you're doing only reinforces their attitude 784 00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:39,344 that the girls can't be one of the guys, 785 00:34:39,344 --> 00:34:40,545 that they're no fun to work with, 786 00:34:40,545 --> 00:34:42,180 that they don't get the jokes, 787 00:34:42,180 --> 00:34:43,515 that they don't roll with the punches. 788 00:34:43,515 --> 00:34:45,383 [slams] In other words, it's a man's world, 789 00:34:45,383 --> 00:34:47,402 and the best we can hope for is to fit in. 790 00:34:47,402 --> 00:34:51,006 Sometimes you've got to go along to get along. 791 00:34:51,006 --> 00:34:52,474 Well, it happens I don't believe 792 00:34:52,474 --> 00:34:54,693 it has to be the "ol' boy's" network. 793 00:34:54,693 --> 00:34:57,028 And if getting along means going along with sensibilities 794 00:34:57,028 --> 00:34:59,864 that turn my stomach, then I guess I'll never get along. 795 00:35:03,184 --> 00:35:05,186 Grace, this was just my opinion. 796 00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:06,655 Well, you can take your opinion, 797 00:35:06,655 --> 00:35:08,356 and fertilize some other place, 798 00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:09,591 because nothing ever grows here. 799 00:35:09,591 --> 00:35:11,576 I can promise you that, Sarah. 800 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:16,948 Every time I see a headlight... 801 00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:21,403 ...or I hear a car slow down... 802 00:35:21,403 --> 00:35:24,506 ...I think it's my husband. 803 00:35:24,506 --> 00:35:29,094 I picture him, dragging me across the floor by my hair, 804 00:35:29,094 --> 00:35:31,863 hitting me in the face. 805 00:35:31,863 --> 00:35:33,064 Oh, God. 806 00:35:33,064 --> 00:35:34,232 [sniffles] 807 00:35:34,232 --> 00:35:36,618 Will I ever stop being frightened? 808 00:35:36,618 --> 00:35:39,220 Lauren, 809 00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:41,389 he has no idea where you are. 810 00:35:45,076 --> 00:35:48,413 And even if he did, nothing's going to happen to you. 811 00:35:48,413 --> 00:35:51,082 Hmm. How can you be so sure? 812 00:35:51,082 --> 00:35:52,584 I'll protect you. 813 00:35:55,770 --> 00:35:58,039 The truth is... 814 00:35:58,039 --> 00:35:59,574 ...I feel safe with you. 815 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:04,262 - You would protect me. - Yes, I would. 816 00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:08,983 And in return? 817 00:36:08,983 --> 00:36:10,285 Nothing. 818 00:36:11,753 --> 00:36:13,288 Nothing. 819 00:36:20,245 --> 00:36:21,579 Victor. 820 00:36:23,581 --> 00:36:26,301 Would it be all right if I stayed here tonight? 821 00:36:28,136 --> 00:36:29,504 Sure. 822 00:36:32,107 --> 00:36:34,359 Look, Lauren, there's no pressure. 823 00:36:34,359 --> 00:36:35,794 You can have the guest bedroom. 824 00:36:35,794 --> 00:36:36,961 There's clean sheets, 825 00:36:36,961 --> 00:36:38,963 there's a radio next to the bed, 826 00:36:38,963 --> 00:36:42,634 and you'll have a bodyguard sleeping in the next room. 827 00:36:42,634 --> 00:36:44,486 What more could you want? 828 00:36:56,815 --> 00:36:58,316 You... 829 00:36:59,801 --> 00:37:03,772 ...sleeping in the same bed next to me... 830 00:37:03,772 --> 00:37:06,608 ...as close as you possibly can. 831 00:37:08,993 --> 00:37:10,962 [saxophone music] 832 00:37:22,457 --> 00:37:23,691 [coughing] 833 00:37:23,691 --> 00:37:26,478 You were told at the beginning of this trial, 834 00:37:26,478 --> 00:37:28,379 you'd hear evidence, 835 00:37:28,379 --> 00:37:30,548 and that based upon that evidence, 836 00:37:30,548 --> 00:37:32,851 you'd make your decision. 837 00:37:32,851 --> 00:37:34,569 But instead, 838 00:37:34,569 --> 00:37:36,004 defense counsel has bombarded you 839 00:37:36,004 --> 00:37:39,240 for two days with everything, but evidence. 840 00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:41,426 Rather than direct your attention 841 00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:43,862 to the events of November 12th, 842 00:37:43,862 --> 00:37:46,931 they've told you that defendant Delinsky 843 00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:49,551 has a loving wife, and is a good Christian, 844 00:37:49,551 --> 00:37:52,587 that defendant Roderick looks after his dying mother, 845 00:37:52,587 --> 00:37:54,722 and does pro Bono work for the underprivileged, 846 00:37:54,722 --> 00:37:58,443 and that defendant Christopher coaches little league baseball 847 00:37:58,443 --> 00:38:00,512 and likes to sculpt. 848 00:38:00,512 --> 00:38:03,848 And they've repeatedly reminded you 849 00:38:03,848 --> 00:38:07,001 that the three defendants are respected lawyers, 850 00:38:07,001 --> 00:38:08,703 admired by their colleagues, 851 00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:11,105 while the victim is a two-bit stripper 852 00:38:11,105 --> 00:38:13,942 who shakes her cakes for money. 853 00:38:13,942 --> 00:38:17,562 None of that has anything to do with this case, however. 854 00:38:17,562 --> 00:38:22,066 And in theory shouldn't impact on your verdict. 855 00:38:22,066 --> 00:38:24,552 But what defense counsel knows, 856 00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:27,522 and what I have come to learned myself lately, 857 00:38:27,522 --> 00:38:30,391 is that in trials and in life, 858 00:38:30,391 --> 00:38:34,412 outcomes are influenced by value judgments, 859 00:38:34,412 --> 00:38:37,882 by attitudes, by biases. 860 00:38:37,882 --> 00:38:40,902 That's why they have tried so hard 861 00:38:40,902 --> 00:38:43,738 to steer you away from the facts, 862 00:38:43,738 --> 00:38:45,807 while I have been attempting to keep you 863 00:38:45,807 --> 00:38:50,261 from reducing this case to those very value judgments. 864 00:38:50,261 --> 00:38:51,930 But you know what? 865 00:38:51,930 --> 00:38:54,098 After sitting and listening to everything 866 00:38:54,098 --> 00:38:56,918 that's going on in here for the last few days, 867 00:38:56,918 --> 00:38:59,220 I have suddenly decided. 868 00:38:59,220 --> 00:39:01,923 I don't care how you look at it, 869 00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:06,578 because I'd stack the moral character of that young woman 870 00:39:06,578 --> 00:39:08,746 up against those three professional men 871 00:39:08,746 --> 00:39:11,783 without any hesitation whatsoever. 872 00:39:11,783 --> 00:39:16,838 These three men physically abused her, 873 00:39:16,838 --> 00:39:18,640 and then 874 00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:22,026 these three verbally abused her 875 00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:24,963 for the sole purpose of convincing you. 876 00:39:24,963 --> 00:39:30,652 She's the bad person, and she sat there and took it. 877 00:39:30,652 --> 00:39:34,188 She stood up to it because she knew, 878 00:39:34,188 --> 00:39:36,624 as all of you know, 879 00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:38,543 when people break laws, 880 00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:40,311 they're supposed to be punished. 881 00:39:40,311 --> 00:39:45,016 And she felt that no matter how much they attacked her, 882 00:39:45,016 --> 00:39:48,336 if she could just keep clinging to the truth, 883 00:39:48,336 --> 00:39:52,707 the truth would somehow win. 884 00:39:52,707 --> 00:39:55,460 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, 885 00:39:55,460 --> 00:39:58,730 whether you decide this case based on fact 886 00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:02,367 or simply on who you admire the most. 887 00:40:02,367 --> 00:40:03,985 Either way, 888 00:40:03,985 --> 00:40:05,820 it isn't even close. 889 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:08,623 Your verdict has to be guilty. 890 00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:19,684 [indistinct chattering] 891 00:40:22,003 --> 00:40:23,571 Man: I think that all of the problem... 892 00:40:23,571 --> 00:40:26,474 Arnie, this just came for you by messenger. 893 00:40:26,474 --> 00:40:27,642 Oh, thanks, Benny. 894 00:40:27,642 --> 00:40:28,860 [telephone rings] 895 00:40:30,828 --> 00:40:33,364 Well, Kiki Sennheiser has just sent 896 00:40:33,364 --> 00:40:35,199 over the check for 10,000. 897 00:40:35,199 --> 00:40:37,385 Once again highlighting the chameleon-like 898 00:40:37,385 --> 00:40:39,220 nature of Arnold Becker and his ability 899 00:40:39,220 --> 00:40:40,755 to parlayed into an annual income 900 00:40:40,755 --> 00:40:42,724 in the mid six-figure range. 901 00:40:42,724 --> 00:40:44,025 [telephone rings] 902 00:40:46,678 --> 00:40:48,446 I think your abilities as an attorney 903 00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:50,548 might enter into it somewhere. 904 00:40:50,548 --> 00:40:52,517 Rox, this woman wasn't hiring a lawyer, 905 00:40:52,517 --> 00:40:54,068 she was casting one. 906 00:40:54,068 --> 00:40:58,706 I went for the part, I wore the right sweater and I got it. 907 00:40:58,706 --> 00:41:00,708 I mean, a month from now someone will come in 908 00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:03,561 and mention that they like western clothing 909 00:41:03,561 --> 00:41:05,797 and I'll come in dressed like Roy Rogers. 910 00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:08,132 Don't you think maybe you're being a little bit dramatic? 911 00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:11,052 - You know who I really envy? - Who? 912 00:41:11,052 --> 00:41:12,186 - Benny. - Benny? 913 00:41:12,186 --> 00:41:15,089 At least he knows exactly who he is. 914 00:41:15,089 --> 00:41:17,358 [sighs] Look, Rox, do me a favor. 915 00:41:17,358 --> 00:41:20,211 Just, just cancel my appointments. 916 00:41:20,211 --> 00:41:21,579 I... 917 00:41:21,579 --> 00:41:23,881 ...I got to pull myself together. 918 00:41:23,881 --> 00:41:26,034 Life's a bitch, isn't it, Arnie? 919 00:41:31,139 --> 00:41:32,907 [Douglas crying] 920 00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,161 [coughing] 921 00:41:38,763 --> 00:41:40,732 [crying continues] 922 00:41:55,747 --> 00:41:58,583 Douglas, are you alright? 923 00:41:58,583 --> 00:42:00,935 Douglas? 924 00:42:00,935 --> 00:42:05,106 I just got test results back from the AIDS clinic. 925 00:42:05,106 --> 00:42:06,674 Oh, God. 926 00:42:06,674 --> 00:42:09,327 - They were negative. - Negative? 927 00:42:09,327 --> 00:42:11,963 Well, that's great. 928 00:42:11,963 --> 00:42:15,366 It's the greatest thing in the world. 929 00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:16,617 Yeah. 930 00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:17,919 Yeah, it is. 931 00:42:19,654 --> 00:42:23,324 I just needed to be spared this once. 932 00:42:23,324 --> 00:42:25,009 I'll never stray again. 933 00:42:25,009 --> 00:42:28,146 Not from Sheila, not from living a good life. 934 00:42:28,146 --> 00:42:30,982 I intend to make my peace with those I have wronged. 935 00:42:30,982 --> 00:42:33,868 I intend to make my peace with the Big Man as well. 936 00:42:33,868 --> 00:42:36,137 You've been such a good friend to me, Arnie. 937 00:42:40,441 --> 00:42:42,293 Excuse me. 938 00:42:42,293 --> 00:42:43,661 [sniffles] 939 00:42:45,730 --> 00:42:48,166 In the matter of the People vs. Eric Delinsky, 940 00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:52,153 we the jury find the defendant guilty as charged. 941 00:42:52,153 --> 00:42:54,889 In the matter of the People vs. Stephan Roderick, 942 00:42:54,889 --> 00:42:59,010 we the jury find the defendant guilty as charged. 943 00:42:59,010 --> 00:43:01,846 In the matter of the People vs. Milton Christopher, 944 00:43:01,846 --> 00:43:06,200 we the jury find the defendant guilty as charged. 945 00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,836 Judge: Members of the jury, I thank you. 946 00:43:08,836 --> 00:43:11,139 You are now dismissed. 947 00:43:11,139 --> 00:43:16,360 Sentencing will take place on the 24th. 948 00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:18,362 This court is adjourned. 949 00:43:18,362 --> 00:43:20,698 [gavel bangs] You did it. 950 00:43:20,698 --> 00:43:22,400 You did it. 951 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:24,552 I just wanted to you know that I'm gonna remember you 952 00:43:24,552 --> 00:43:27,021 the rest of my life. 953 00:43:27,021 --> 00:43:29,390 I don't think I'll be forgetting you either. 954 00:43:29,390 --> 00:43:32,410 Thank you so much. 955 00:43:32,410 --> 00:43:33,945 [sighs] 956 00:43:37,248 --> 00:43:38,082 [knocks] 957 00:43:38,082 --> 00:43:40,034 Rhonda, I have a bit of news, 958 00:43:40,034 --> 00:43:42,336 I think you'll be very happy to hear. 959 00:43:42,336 --> 00:43:44,272 And what might that be? 960 00:43:44,272 --> 00:43:46,073 [sighs] 961 00:43:46,073 --> 00:43:48,893 For some time now I've carried a heavy burden. 962 00:43:48,893 --> 00:43:52,363 I've been run down physically and let's face it. 963 00:43:52,363 --> 00:43:55,399 My exposure to you was also an exposure 964 00:43:55,399 --> 00:43:57,552 to your whole lurid past. 965 00:43:57,552 --> 00:43:59,854 To make a long story short, 966 00:43:59,854 --> 00:44:03,090 I was convinced that you had given me AIDS. 967 00:44:03,090 --> 00:44:05,042 You thought I gave you AIDS?! 968 00:44:05,042 --> 00:44:06,410 I got the results this morning, 969 00:44:06,410 --> 00:44:07,945 a clean bill of health. 970 00:44:07,945 --> 00:44:10,214 But you need to be more careful, Rhonda. 971 00:44:10,214 --> 00:44:14,535 In this day and age, wantonness can be fatal. 972 00:44:14,535 --> 00:44:15,803 I think you better get out of here. 973 00:44:15,803 --> 00:44:17,238 I'm going. 974 00:44:17,238 --> 00:44:18,773 I just want you to know 975 00:44:18,773 --> 00:44:21,659 that despite this entire ordeal, 976 00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:23,728 I've forgiven you. 977 00:44:23,728 --> 00:44:25,463 - You've forgiven me? - Yes, I have. 978 00:44:25,463 --> 00:44:28,399 For using your seductive powers to entrap me, 979 00:44:28,399 --> 00:44:30,751 for vilifying me in front of my colleagues, 980 00:44:30,751 --> 00:44:32,887 for jeopardizing my marriage, 981 00:44:32,887 --> 00:44:36,424 my family, my entire way of life. 982 00:44:36,424 --> 00:44:37,725 wham 983 00:44:48,936 --> 00:44:50,638 [knocking on door] 984 00:44:52,473 --> 00:44:53,975 Kuzak: Yeah, I'm coming, coming. 985 00:44:56,494 --> 00:44:58,496 - Gracie! - Hi. 986 00:44:58,496 --> 00:44:59,830 Well, come on in. 987 00:44:59,830 --> 00:45:02,433 Actually, could we just sit on the steps? 988 00:45:02,433 --> 00:45:04,752 It's nice out. 989 00:45:04,752 --> 00:45:07,288 Okay, steps. 990 00:45:07,288 --> 00:45:08,956 What's with the balloon? 991 00:45:08,956 --> 00:45:13,044 Oh, it's, um... trying to change my image. 992 00:45:13,044 --> 00:45:15,379 Mickey, I want to ask you something 993 00:45:15,379 --> 00:45:20,434 and I want you to give me an honest answer. 994 00:45:20,434 --> 00:45:24,672 Do you think that I am grim and humorless? 995 00:45:26,674 --> 00:45:29,360 Yes. 996 00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,062 Really? 997 00:45:31,062 --> 00:45:33,631 I mean, we both are, Gracie. 998 00:45:33,631 --> 00:45:36,734 You got to admit, we're sort of... 999 00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:40,388 Earnest? 1000 00:45:40,388 --> 00:45:42,156 We've got to have more fun, Mickey. 1001 00:45:42,156 --> 00:45:47,011 We-we've got to learn to laugh more. 1002 00:45:47,011 --> 00:45:49,714 You know, when I first joined the DA's office, 1003 00:45:49,714 --> 00:45:52,483 Rogoff kept asking me out. 1004 00:45:52,483 --> 00:45:55,836 I wanted responsibility, he wanted a date. 1005 00:45:55,836 --> 00:45:57,905 And I tried so hard 1006 00:45:57,905 --> 00:46:01,142 and for so long to be taken seriously 1007 00:46:01,142 --> 00:46:02,827 and now that's the only way people take me. 1008 00:46:02,827 --> 00:46:04,161 [air escaping balloon] 1009 00:46:04,161 --> 00:46:06,430 Nothing wrong with being serious, Grace. 1010 00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:09,433 Oh, Mickey, I haven't done that since I was a kid. 1011 00:46:09,433 --> 00:46:11,719 Give me. 1012 00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:13,087 [sucking] 1013 00:46:15,523 --> 00:46:17,258 I seriously love you, Mickey. 1014 00:46:17,258 --> 00:46:18,342 [sucking] 1015 00:46:18,342 --> 00:46:20,878 And I seriously love you, too, Gracie. 1016 00:46:20,878 --> 00:46:22,747 [laughing] 1017 00:46:26,117 --> 00:46:28,202 [air escaping balloon] 1018 00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:36,027 [theme music]